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Food for Thought - Early Issues

DIFFERENCES

Aggravate & Irritate: Aggravate means to add to an existing problem. Irritate means to annoy, or bother.

Alternate & Alternative: Alternate means every other one in a series; the second; one of two possibilities. In this sense, an alternate may stand for a substitute. While alternative is used in a similar sense, it suggests choice, something not present with alternate.


By Fawad Ahmed

Good sleep is the big brother of productivity. Seldom do I chalk up a day in the "win" column when I'm sleep-deprived. Time to share some of my medical school knowledge. Here is some advice for achieving sound, restful sleep.

1) Find Your Baseline
Go to bed on an average day without turning on your alarm clock. Get out of bed the next day when you feel well-rested. The amount of time you spend in bed is your basic sleep requirement and your target for every night. Most people need 7-8 hours.

2) Hold the Caffeine
Avoid soda, tea, coffee, or chocolate 6 hours before bedtime.

3) Schedule Your Sleep
Go to bed and wake up about the same time everyday to preserve your sleep cycle. Sleeping in too late can throw off your cycle as well.

4) EXERCISE!
Exercising 20-30 minutes everyday promotes sleep. However, avoid heavy exercise at night.

5) Sleep Only When Sleepy
If you can't fall asleep within 20 minutes, do something else and return when you are drowsy.

6) Don't Confuse Yourself
Don't study or eat in bed. Your brain should be trained to equate bed with sleep time.

7) Got Milk?
Milk before bedtime is a great idea. Tryptophan, an amino acid in dairy products, is a good sleep inducer.

Fawad Ahmed is a medical student at the University of Florida.


EXFOLIANT - From K. L.

I found your discussion of "exfoliant" interesting. I must admit that the first time I heard the word in connection with dermatology, I chuckled. I have always heard the word used in the context of weaponry--the United States military used exfoliants extensively in Viet Nam to destroy jungle vegetation, thus eliminating the enemy's many hiding places--or eliminating the enemy himself, if he happened to be standing at ground zero.


WORDS WITH OPPOSITE MEANINGS - From D.D.

SANCTION - can mean either approval or penalize, as in "The games committee sanctioned the use of yellow helmets." That could mean the committee was in favor of yellow helmets and it could also mean the committee was against the helmets, and issued a penalty.

CONTINUED - "That afternoon, the Court continued the case." To a lawyer, it means the Court postponed the case, but to a non-lawyer it sounds as it if the case proceeded as it had earlier.

ANXIOUS - "She was anxious about returning to school." Anxious could mean either eager or nervous.

CLEAVE - Can mean either holding together (clinging) or breaking apart (splitting).


CAPITALIZATION - according to AP Stylebook 1996

COMPOSITIONS Capitalize the principal words of books, plays, poems, movies, operas, songs, radio and TV programs, works of art, etc.

TITLES If a formal title is used immediately before a name, capitalize it. Lowercase formal titles when they’re used alone. This is also true if they are set off from a name by commas in a sentence.

If you’re using terms that are job descriptions rather than formal titles, use lowercase.

ABBREVIATIONS Capital letters sometimes apply. Usually you may abbreviate the following titles when used before a full name outside direct quotations: Dr., Gov., Let. Gov., Mr., Mrs., Rep., the Rev., Sen. and certain military designations. Spell out all except Dr., Mr., Mrs. and Ms. when they’re used before a name in a direct quotation. Abbreviate company, corporation, incorporated, and limited when used following the name of a corporate entity.

POPULAR NAMES Some places and events have been given unofficial names that by virtue of their continued use become proper nouns: the Badlands (of North Dakota), Valley of the Sun (Phoenix area). This same principle holds true for shortened versions, such as: the Series (World Series) and the Derby (Kentucky Derby).

DERIVATIVES Capitalize words derived from proper nouns when it's important for their meaning: American, Christian, Christianity, English, French, Marxism, Shakespearean.

Lowercase words that are derived from a proper noun but no longer depend on it for their meaning: french toast, pasteurize, venetian blind.

SENTENCES In a statement that stands as a sentence, capitalize the first word.

When you have a quotation within a sentence, capitalize the first word of every sentence, including quoted statements and direct questions” Patrick Henry said, "I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death."

Capitalize the first word of a quotation within a sentence, even if it is part of a larger sentence than the original: Patrick Henry said, "Give me liberty or give me death."

In direct questions, even if there are no quotation marks (perhaps it's in italics): The story answers the question, Where does she really live?

The basic caution: avoid unnecessary capitals.

PROPER NOUNS: Capitalize those that constitute the unique identification for a specific person, place or thing - Samantha, China, America. Some common nouns receive proper noun status when used as the name of a particular entity - Taco Bell, Gateway Computers, etc.

PROPER NAMES: Capitalize common nouns when they're an integral part of the full name for a person, place, or thing - Republican Party, Colorado River, Main Street, West Virginia.

Lowercase these common nouns when they stand alone in subsequent references: the party, the river, the street, and lowercase the common noun elements of names in all plural uses: the Democratic and Republican parties, Main and State streets, lakes Erie and Michigan.


ANOTHER MONDEGREEN

"I should have asked her pastor" instead of "I should've asked her faster," in a country song where the guy wanted to ask a girl to dance, but he waited long enough that someone else went for it. My kids started singing it wrong when we were on a trip.

Blessings and Peace, Rev. Keith R. Snyder
Copper Country Church of the Nazarene
205 W. South Avenue - Houghton, MI 49931


BUSIWRITE - Marc Holt

http://www.holtww.com/busiwrite/

Busy entrepreneur Marc Holt noticed that many business people, locally, and on the Internet, had trouble expressing themselves clearly. Holt finally decided to create and offer a virtual class in business writing. It's not complex, and is a great help to people that have trouble expressing themselves through writing.

People come to him knowing and understanding English, but lacking the skills to write interesting prose that gets the reader's attention and makes them want to read on. He's having a great time helping people become confident business writers . . . able to write any type of business correspondence for any occasion.


WRITE 101 - Jennifer Stewart

http://www.write101.com/

Jennifer Stewart offers a variety of items for people interested in improving their writing skills. A consummate educator, and gifted writer, she offers virtual writing courses, free proofreading services, tutorials, and a variety of professional writing services.

On staff at BookLocker.com, Jennifer is also one of my Idiom Sisters. Plan on spending some time at her delightful site.


WORK ETHIC


Every generation finds adults saying, "Young people don't know what work means. Why, when I was a kid..." When my children were young and complained about life's unfairness, I used to tease them by saying, "Back in the covered wagon days..."

Recently my husband and I celebrated our wedding anniversary by splurging at a popular steakhouse. As we waited for the hostess, a group of nearby employees got our attention. One of them, a young man, was literally jumping up and down. Hubby Jack stepped over, and said, "Special occasion? You seem pretty excited."

The jubilant server stopped, caught his breath, and exclaimed, "Yes! I'm working!"


HOW STUFF WORKS


Marshall Brain provides fascinating subject matter for his "How Stuff Works" site. Find all you ever wanted to know about how stuff works at http://www.howstuffworks.com


MYRIAD


This frequently used word literally means 10,000. Today it generally means any indefinitely large number ... a great number of persons or things ...countless ... innumerable ... of a highly varied nature ... many.

Myriad is used both as a noun and an adjective. It's probably better to say, "She wrote myriad books," than "She wrote a myriad of books."  Then again, one could say: "She wrote many books." What a  fascinating word! Comments, anyone?


EXFOLIANT


Is it an official word? Recently someone visited my site and said, "One of our patrons here at XYZ Library would like to know if there is a word 'exfoliant' (n) referring to the class of instruments used by dermatologists to scrape off skin. We have searched our largest dictionaries in vain. All sorts of other forms of "exfoliate" are listed, but not this one. Is there an expert out there with the answer?"

Webgrammar contacted a Board Certified Dermatologist, and received this response, "... I do not know if the word exists officially, it is commonly used as a noun indicating a product, cream, gel or lotion which causes skin exfoliation. Exfoliant is used in this way by dermatologist and estheticians."

Hmmm. Where to go? Ah! One of my most-admired Internet gurus, Dr. Michel Fortin, works with dermatologists. I excerpted the following from his response:

According to Webster's dictionary at http://www.m-w.com :
Main Entry: ex·fo·li·ate
Pronunciation: (")eks-'fO-lE-"At
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -at·ed; -at·ing
Etymology: Late Latin exfoliatus, past participle of exfoliare to strip of leaves, from Latin ex- + folium leaf--more at BLADE
Date: 1612
transitive senses
1 : to cast off in scales, laminae, or splinters
2 : to remove the surface of in scales or laminae
3 : to spread or extend by or as if by opening out leaves intransitive senses
1 : to split into or give off scales, laminae, or body cells
2 : to come off in thin layers or scales
3 : grow by or as if by producing or unfolding leaves
- ex·fo·li·a·tion /(")eks-"fO-lE-'A-sh&n/ noun
- ex·fo·li·a·tive /eks-'fO-lE-"A-tiv/ adjective

"Exfoliant" is indeed a neologism with a fuzzy etymology. I believe it was a term coined by an advertising agency for a skin care product in the 60's (although I'm not sure). But, as you say, "...Saying that the exfoliant exfoliates, or words to that effect..." is probably how the word originated. Nevertheless, practically all dermatologists use the word in their practices--particularly when describing chemical/abrasive facial peels. I regret not being able to come up with a better answer.

Michel Fortin, Ph.D.  http://SuccessDoctor.com
Success Doctor(TM) -- "Medicine that's good for business."

Well, dear readers, it appear "exfoliant" isn't a word, even though it's used regularly throughout the world.


VERBALS: INFINITIVES


Our third verbal type, infinitives, is clearly as confusing as the other two. An infinitive consists of "to" plus a simple verb, and functions as a noun, adjective, or adverb. It's considered a "verbal" because it's based on a verb, and therefore expresses action or a state of being (to be, to do, to write, to go).

Usually, according to Gregg Reference Manual, the word "to" is dropped when the infinitive follows such verbs as "see, hear, feel, let, help, and need." More confusion arises when you learn that the infinitive may function as a subject, direct object, subject complement, adverb, or adjective.

Webster's says an infinitive is the form of the verb which expresses existence or action without reference to person, number, or tense. The "to" which precedes most infinitives is the first person singular present.

While it's easy to find infinitives because they're preceded by the word "to," deciding its function in a sentence can be challenging. Infinitives function as verbs (to drive, to laugh, to kick, to belong), and shouldn't be confused with prepositional phrases (to her, to the church, to the group, to our place).

Sometimes it's okay to use split infinitives, such as, "Mom, I need to really go to the bathroom." It can paint a better picture, provide a stronger sense of  urgency than saying, "Mom, I need to go to the bathroom."


CAPITALIZATION IN HEADLINES


In regular title capitalization (headline style), Chicago Manual of Style 14: 7.127 gives the following instructions:

"...the first and last words and all nouns, pronouns, adjectives, verbs, adverbs, and subordinating conjunctions (if, because, as, that, etc.) are capitalized."

Do not capitalize articles (a, an, the), coordinating conjunctions (and, but, or, for, nor). Prepositions, regardless of length, are lowercased unless they are the first or last word of the title/subtitle, and the "to" in infinitives is also lowercased.

Webgrammar will provide an extensive study in general capitalization in future issues, using the Associated Press Stylebook as the benchmark.


THE GOLDEN BOOK OF FAVORITE SONGS

Recently I took a few days vacation to attend my sister's wedding in Washington State. I flew into Bellingham to stay with my mother, a retired music teacher who at 88 still occasionally plays violin with local groups. She's a pianist and organist, as well. I discovered a wonderful old song book on the back seat of her car, and before I knew it, she gave it to me.

Copyrighted in 1923, it contains a marvelous collection of songs for all ages and cultures. The inside back cover offered something I want to share with you. The bottom half of the page has a box with the heading, "If You Can Write - You Can Learn to Draw." It goes on to encourage people who have always wanted to draw.

"The thirty-five lessons are substantially bound in an artistic and convenient book form. Over 1000 helpful illustrations are given.... Thirty-five lessons for $2.25 may sound like a lot for the money, and it really is. In fact, it is a complete course at a price many people pay for a single lesson....Just pay the postman when he places Drawing Made Easy in your hands. If you remit with order send only $2.00. But whether you pay $2.00 in advance or $2.25 upon delivery, we will refund your money promptly if you are not satisfied. Hall & McCreary Company - Chicago."

ACRONYMS AND ARTICLES


One of our subscribers pointed out that Webgrammar didn't address the question by a visitor to her site:

"When does one omit the definite article before an acronym or abbreviation?"

Here's the best Webgrammar can do: Most experts say there are no hard and fast rules because of the numerous exceptions in upper and lower case and mixtures of cases and the fact that this area of language changes so rapidly.

Actually, there are three groupings of what most people call acronyms: acronyms, initialisms, and abbreviations.

An ACRONYM is a word (such as radar or snafu) formed from the initial letter or first few letters of a word or a series of words (example: radar comes from radio detecting and ranging). An INITIALISM is an acronym formed from initial letters, and is usually pronounced letter by letter. An ABBREVIATION is a shortened form of a written word or phrase used in place of the whole word. Click here to read more about articles and acronyms


ACRONYM FINDER


You may be interested in reviewing or linking to the Acronym Finder web site, a database of more than 90,000 acronyms and their meanings. Find the site at: http://www.AcronymFinder.com/
  • New acronyms are added at an average rate of about 130/day
  • It offers Reverse Lookup capability
  • You can add acronyms

NEW STYLE GUIDE


Mary Wehmeier, CompuServe Broadcast Pros forum manager, advises us of a new 218-page style guide: Columbia Guide to Online Style, by Janice Walker & Todd W. Taylor. Columbia Univ Pr; ISBN: 0231107897. She says, "The nice part about this is the authors are online and they are posting updates on the Columbia University Press Website." Thanks, Mary!

Columbia University Press says, "In addition to providing rules for citation, they also give complete guidelines for formatting documents for online publication and for electronically preparing texts for print publication. Find out more about the book at: http://www.columbia.edu/cu/cup/cgos/index.html


VERBALS: GERUNDS


Verbal: "of or derived from a verb...a noun or adjective derived from a verb." Sometimes called verbal nouns.

A gerund is a verb form ending in "ing" and used as a noun, e.g., (SUBJECT) "Writing requires special skills." (DIRECT OBJECT OF ENJOY)"I enjoy writing." (OBJECT OF PREPOSITION "IN") "He is experienced in writing.

PREPOSITIONAL-GERUND PHRASES: Examples from The Gregg Reference Manual, Seventh Edition:

WRONG: By installing a computerized temperature control system, a substantial saving in fuel costs was achieved.

RIGHT: By installing a computerized temperature control system, we achieved a substantial saving in fuel costs.

WRONG: In analyzing these specifications, several errors have been found.

RIGHT: In analyzing these specifications, I have found several errors.


NAUSEOUS OR NAUSEATED?


Are you nauseous (obnoxious/sickening to observe) or nauseated (feeling queasy/sick to your stomach)? Strunk and White suggests you carefully distinguish between the two: "Do not, therefore, say 'I feel nauseous,' unless you are sure you have that effect on others."


BARBARA PYM


Delightful characterizations of ordinary people. Clever. Funny. Droll. Sad. She wrote in minute detail about the inner thoughts of men and women and of what she saw as their great differences. Here's a typical excerpt from Excellent Women:

Spinster Mildred reports to her attractive downstairs neighbor, Rocky, that vicar Julian Malory is to marry Mrs. Gray, a beautiful widow. "Poor Mildred," he says, "this is a sad day for you." Bristling, she says she never expected Malory to marry her. "But you may have hoped?" said Rocky. "...I should think you would make him a much better wife than a widow." Mildred thoughtfully remarks: "She is a clergyman's widow."

Then there's Jane and Prudence: Jane can't believe that her glamorous friend Prue is in love with her employer. Jane, a vicar's wife considers Dr. Grampiian an insignificant-looking little man. As she observes him visiting with Prue, she thinks, "...the things women were doing for men all the time...making them feel, perhaps sometimes by no more than a casual glance that they were loved and admired and desired when they were worthy of none of these things - enabling them to preen themselve and puff out their plumage like birds and bask in the sunshine of love, real or imagined, it didn't matter which."

If you love good characterization, you'll enjoy Pym's books, where trivialities take on a life and importance of their own. Most of her books are available at online bookstores.


THE PLUPERFECT VIRUS


By Bob Hirschfeld

This originally appeared in The Washington Post's Outlook section on May 2, 1999. Hirschfeld gave Webgrammar permission to reprint this spoof May 25.

A new computer virus is spreading throughout the Internet, and it is far more insidious than last week's Chernobyl menace. Named Strunkenwhite after the authors of a classic guide to good writing, it returns e-mail messages that have grammatical or spelling errors. It is deadly accurate in its detection abilities, unlike the dubious spell checkers that come with word processing programs.

The virus is causing something akin to panic throughout corporate America, which has become used to the typos, misspellings, missing words and mangled syntax so acceptable in cyberspace. The CEO of LoseItAll.com, an Internet startup, said the virus has rendered him helpless. "Each time I tried to send one particular e-mail this morning, I got back this error message:

'Your dependent clause preceding your independent clause must be set off by commas, but one must not precede the conjunction.' I threw my laptop across the room."

A top executive at a telecommunications and long-distance company, 10-10-10-10-10-10-123, said: "This morning, the same damned e-mail kept coming back to me with a pesky notation claiming I needed to use a pronoun's possessive case before a gerund. With the number of e-mails I crank out each day, who has time for proper grammar? Whoever created this virus should have their programming fingers broken."

A broker at Begg, Barow and Steel said he couldn't return to the "bad, old" days when he had to send paper memos in proper English. He speculated that the hacker who created Strunkenwhite was a "disgruntled English major who couldn't make it on a trading floor. When you're buying and selling on margin, I don't think it's anybody's business if I write that 'i meetinged through the morning, then cinched the deal on the cel phone while bareling down the xway.' "

If Strunkenwhite makes e-mailing impossible, it could mean the end to a communication revolution once hailed as a significant timesaver. A study of 1,254 office workers in Leonia, N.J., found that e-mail increased employees' productivity by 1.8 hours a day because they took less time to formulate their thoughts. (The same study also found that they lost 2.2 hours of productivity because they were e-mailing so many jokes to their spouses, parents and stockbrokers.)

Strunkenwhite is particularly difficult to detect because it doesn't come as an e-mail attachment (which requires the recipient to open it before it becomes active). Instead, it is disguised within the text of an e-mail entitled "Congratulations on your pay raise." The message asks the recipient to "click here to find out about how your raise effects your pension." The use of "effects" rather than the grammatically correct "affects" appears to be an inside joke from Strunkenwhite's mischievous creator.

The virus also has left government e-mail systems in disarray. Officials at the Office of Management and Budget can no longer transmit electronic versions of federal regulations because their highly technical language seems to run afoul of Strunkenwhite's dictum that "vigorous writing is concise."

The White House speechwriting office reported that it had received the same message, along with a caution to avoid phrases such as "the truth is. . ." and "in fact. . . ."

Home computer users also are reporting snafus, although an e-mailer who used the word "snafu" said she had come to regret it.

The virus can have an even more devastating impact if it infects an entire network. A cable news operation was forced to shut down its computer system for several hours when it discovered that Strunkenwhite had somehow infiltrated its TelePrompTer software, delaying newscasts and leaving news anchors nearly tongue-tied as they wrestled with proper sentence structure.

There is concern among law enforcement officials that Strunkenwhite is a harbinger of the increasingly sophisticated methods hackers are using to exploit the vulnerability of business's reliance on computers. "This is one of the most complex and invasive examples of computer code we have ever encountered. We just can't imagine what kind of devious mind would want to tamper with e-mails to create this burden on communications," said an FBI agent who insisted on speaking via the telephone out of concern that trying to e-mail his comments could leave him tied up for hours.

Meanwhile, bookstores and online booksellers reported a surge in orders for Strunk & White's "The Elements of Style."


AN ARTICLE BEFORE AN ACRONYM OR AN ABBREVIATION?

Recently a technical writer contacted me after having found my Web site thanks to a review "The Editorial Eye." She and several other tech writers were embroiled in a debate regarding articles and acronyms.

Her question: Is there a rule concerning omission of the definite article before an acronym or abbreviation? For example, the sentence "I'm attending the Massachusetts Institute of Technology" becomes "I'm attending MIT" when the abbreviation is used. Is the definite article always omitted in such cases?

Webgrammar's response: Chicago Manual of Style 14 (14.15) discusses the uncertainty that arises concerning the proper choice of the indefinite article before an acronym. A solution, it says, may be based on the way the acronym is read (a series of letters, a neologism [a new word, or new meaning for an established word], or a coined word).

If it is read as though all the words were spelled out (NAACP, TVA), the acronym is treated as a series of letters, and the choice of the article depends on the pronunciation of the first letter.

If it's generally pronounced as through it were a word (NATO, HUD), the article is determined by the pronunciation of the word.


VERBALS: PARTICIPLES, GERUNDS, AND INFINITIVES


The word "verbal," according to The American Heritage Dictionary, has five definitions. For our purposes, a verbal is "of or derived from a verb...a noun or adjective derived from a verb."

Melissa H., contacted Webgrammar asking for a clear explanation of participles, gerunds, and infinitives. We will take one per issue, and this month, lucky readers, we discuss the paradoxical world of participles.

PARTICIPLE: a verb form (verbal) USED AS AN ADJECTIVE. Because it's based on a verb, it expresses action or a state of being, but because it's ACTING as an adjective, it modifies ONLY nouns or pronouns. There are two types of participles: PRESENT and PAST.

Present participles end in -ing.

Past participles end in -ed, -en, -d, -t, or -n (e.g., asked, eaten, saved, dealt, and seen).

Participial PHRASES present a plethora of challenges:

  • When to set off the phrase with commas:(Only if the information is not essential to the sentence's meaning)
  • How to punctuate when it comes at the end of a sentence: (Generally, precede it with a comma)
  • Placement relative to the noun it modifies: (As close as possible, for clarity)

Purdue University's Online Writing Lab offers a wealth of information on verbals: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/Files/5.html

Another fine source: Professor Charles Darling and Capital Community-Technical College  Guide to Grammar and Writing:

And how about William Safire's site, where he posts rules such as, "A writer must not shift your point of view" and "Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided."


PATRICK O'BRIAN


If you're looking for superb historical fiction, read what the Washington Post Book World says about Patrick O'Brian's writing: "The pleasures of Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin novels defy enumeration. From the first...these books that offer both sensual and intellectual enjoyment...an author who is a moralist, naturalist, and naval historian in the bargain."

Webgrammar will soon begin her third go-around of this rich, satisfying series. I found the first book of the series the most difficult in terms of holding my attention. Once I waded through it, however, I couldn't stop. I'm addicted to his writing, which is colorful, informative, descriptive, sensitive, and delightfully humorous. Here is a sample of his gift with words: (From Truelove, copyright 1993):

"...a space filled with the sun reflected from the wake and the dancing sea, vivid and full of life...a range of windows running across the whole width, a fourth and inwardly slanting wall of bright glass panes that made the cabin the most beautiful room in the world."

SCENT AWARENESS

Several years ago, a friend announced that she'd been diagnosed with chronic fatigue and immune dysfunction syndrome (CFIDS). For years, she lacked energy, and until then, received no definite diagnosis. I began studying the syndrome when she explained that many physicians suggest that there is no such disease, and that the most problems bringing on extreme fatigue and weakness are stress-related. She was also a severe asthmatic.

I began learning more about "allergies and sensitivities to noise/sound, odors, chemicals and medications..." I discovered that being around people wearing light cologne or musky after-shave made my friend ill, especially in confined areas such as car interiors or small offices.

Later I began coaching someone with severe asthma. Scent plays an important part in her life, as well. Proximity to certain scents often brings on an asthma attack.

Okay, Webgrammar, you say, what does that have to do with us? Well, dear reader, let me explain. I'm a mother-in-law. The "other mother-in-law," Dr. Nancy Kerr, just sent me "The Bridge," a newsletter produced by Arizona Bridge to Independent Living: . This nonprofit organization provides programs designed to empower people with disabilities. When I spotted the following announcement, I decided it was time to pass the word about scent, since so many people remain ignorant of its potential:

"NO FRAGRANCES PLEASE. The ABIL office is a fragrance-free, tobacco-free environment. Please do not wear scented products or smoke when visiting our center. Thank you."

Incidentally, Nancy just retired after years of teaching and leadership at Arizona State University.

In America's pre-smoke-free days, a person would often sit down, pull out a cigarette and lighter, place the cigarette in his/her mouth, flick the BIC, and pause before saying, "Do you mind if I smoke?" They gave people a choice. Most still do. But most of us don't carry around our favorite after-shave and spray perfume. It's already in place.

So, dear reader, if you regularly wear any kind of scent, consider, from a medical standpoint, those with whom you will come in contact. People who may be affected include but are not limited to those with - asthma, allergies, chronic fatigue syndrome, lupus, fybromyalgia, Lyme disease, and multiple sclerosis.


MONDEGREENS


Mondegreens: best described as misheard lyrics. Some are especially famous, including, “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear” (misinterpreted from the hymn “Gladly the Cross I’d Bear”). Another well-known mondegreen is from the Jimi Hendrix song, “Purple Haze.” Jimi sang, “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.” Many heard it as, “Excuse me while I kiss this guy.”

Then we have Creedence Clearwater performing “Bad Moon Rising.” Problem is, lots of listeners thought the words “There’s a bad moon on the rise” was “There’s a bathroom on the right.” How about "The Ants Are My Friends" for "the answer, my friends, is blowin' in the wind" or “Please relieve me - let me go,” instead of “Please release me, let me go.”

Sylvia Wright coined the word “mondegreen” in a column she wrote in the fifties. She had earlier heard a Scottish folk song, “The Bonny Earl Of Morray.” The original lyrics: “Oh, they have slain the Earl o’ Morray and laid him on the green” but she heard, “Oh, they have slain the Earl o’ Morray and Lady Mondegreen.”

Learn more about mondegreens at http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/carroll/mondegreens.shtml and http://www.enteract.com/~jessicar/lyrics/start.html


COULD CARE LESS, OR COULDN’T CARE LESS?


Recently someone contacted me indicating that she and another person disagreed on whether or not it was correct to say “could care less.”

1. I could care less (Means that I have the capacity, or desire, to care even less than I care at the moment)

2. I couldn’t care less (Means that I do not have the capacity, or desire, to care any less than I care at the moment) Most people, when they are indifferent to something, or fed up, properly say, “I couldn’t care less.”

I went to the Copyeditors List Archives to study some of the experts’ comments. Here are several CE-L members’ comments:

1. (copyeditor) Look at it this way: “I could care less (but not much)” or “I could care less (but it ain’t likely, friend.)”

2. It seems to me that when I (a copyeditor) began noticing this expression, some decades ago, it usually came across not as a statement but as a rhetorical question--”I could care less?”--and thus made sense.

3. (copyeditor) I still say and write “I couldn’t care less” because that’s what is meant. When I find “I could care less” in material I’m editing, I change it when the meaning is “there is nothing that matters less to me; this is at the bottom of my list of concerns; I care more about everything else than about this”--and so far, that’s always been the intended meaning.

4. (copyeditor) It’s a Mondegreen idiom of sorts. I say “of sorts” because the original phrase is _not_ idiomatic--it’s perfectly sensible. But people have misheard it for so long (and passed their mangled version down to their kids for so many generations) that some people will insist that “I could care less” is correct. They try to tell me it’s sarcastic or ironic. I will buy that only in the context of a high, whiny, nasal voice (female)saying “Like I could care less”, meaning “as though I could care less”, meaning “I couldn’t care less”.


COPYEDITORS LIST (CE-L)


If you enjoy grammatical and style discussions offered by some of the finest writing and editing minds, you may want to join the busy but valuable Copyeditors List. Example of what you might read over the period of a few days:

ORIGINAL COMMENT: It’s “myriad complaints” or “myriad symptoms,” not “a myriad of problems.” Everybody from the AP to the LAT-WP service to my own newsroom has bumbled this one. Nouns vs. adjectives, people. Come on, care about the language.

RESPONSE 1. “Myriad” has been used as a noun with the meaning “countless numbers of” since at least 1555--although it was originally used in the plural. The use of “myriad” as an adjective came hundreds of years later.

RESPONSE 2. I admire your sources, but point out that Merriam-Webster’s 10 has myriad as an adjective, but first as:1myriad \mir-e-ed\ noun [Gk myriad-, myrias, fr. myrioi countless, ten thousand] (1555) 1 : ten thousand 2 : a great number (a myriad of ideas)

And so it goes . . . This group is truly a global community, offering incredible language and related cultural support. Occasionally members post some excellent job opportunities for editors (usually in the US). If you think you might benefit, consider visiting their archives: http://listserv.indiana.edu/archives/copyediting-l.html or, to subscribe, send LISTSERV@LISTSERV.INDIANA.EDU the command SUBSCRIBE COPYEDITING-L (do not have any other text in the body of the message, or LISTSERV will bounce it back to you.) It defaults to digest mode.


ONLINE WRITING LIST (OWL)


The focus of this superb list, managed by Amy Gahran and Steve Outing, is creating and managing content for online media. It is specific to the Internet, and is not a generic writing, editing, or copyediting list. Amy is a consultant and writer is editor of CONTENTIOUS | http://www.contentious.com. Steve is a columnist for Editor & Publisher Interactive. Read his column, “Why Online Journalism Is a Great Career Choice.” http://www.mediainfo.com/ephome/news/newshtm/stop/stop.htm

OWL members exchange not only ideas, but the finest resources and occasional job openings. The OWL archives can be found at http://www.content-exchange.com/cx/html/owl.htm  


CONTENT EXCHANGE


This is a brand new venture by Steve Outing and Amy Gahran: New Talent Database ready for content professionals -- writers, editors, photographers, cartoonists, proofreaders, indexers, illustrators, translators, interactive application developers, etc. -- to create detailed profiles (free), and later, find paying online venues.

They expect this to be a great source of paying freelance (and staff) work for online content creators, and a great source of talent for online venues. Membership is free for a limited time while they build up their databases. http://www.content-exchange.com/

http://www.content-exchange.com/cx/html/pressreleases/pr041699.htm Content Exchange also has launched its biweekly newsletter, Content Spotlight, for content creators and online publishers. This newsletter offers practical advice for content creators, such as how to find paying online work and contains advice for online publishers, such as how to identify appropriately skilled content talent.


META SEARCH ENGINE


Thanks to Joan Bramsch, editor of Empowered Parenting Newsletter, for mentioning an excellent search engine: http://ahoy.cs.washington.edu/ HuskySearch Parallel Web Search service. To subscribe to Joan’s comprehensive ezine, go to http://www.onelist.com/subscribe.cgi/EmpoweredParenting


SMALL BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET


As you become more involved in the Internet, you'll discover that many of us network with others on the basis of trust, respect, and ability. I'm going to point you toward three professionals. If you take time to dig into their site offerings, and study what appears aimed at your needs, you will be pleased. In addition to having valuable information on their sites, all three point to others who may also influence your thinking.

Do join discussion groups, sign up for newsletters (all three have superb newsletters), and begin to get involved in the Internet community. You will slowly see how you can properly put together the components required for a "successful" home-based business. All three (me, too!) will tell you to take plenty of time in the planning mode, regardless of whether this is a "brick and mortar" business or\a virtual business, or a combination. You will also learn that once you've started the business, you will need more time before you begin to see pleasing financial results. Keep in mind that you are a professional and will be selling a service, not a commodity. My three pros will show you how to market yourself and your business and to think marketing and networking rather than advertising (certainly a component of marketing). ---End of Judy's comments


SCHADENFREUDE


Merv, a new subscriber, kindly passed along a fascinating word:Schadenfreude. (schaden, to harm + fruede, joy): glee at another's misfortune. Hackers recently damaged over two years of Merv's hard work. Did they experience Schadenfreude as they busily created havoc?


INTERNET STATISTICS


http://www.statmarket.com is a fine location for Web owners and designers needing current Internet statistics. They get new figures daily from about 45,000 sites having over 15,000,000 visitors. Statmarket offers statistics on browsers, operating systems, domain type usage, top 10 ISPs, top 10 search engines, top 10 foreign domains, screen resolutions, screen colors, etc.


CONTESTS & COMPETITION FOR WRITERS


If you enjoy writing, or know someone else who does, check out Writer's Digest contests and competitions: http://www.writersdigest.com/catalog/contest_frame.html


IN SEARCH OF A MAECENAS


A French client recently contacted me asking for help with a software-translated letter. Part of his letter read, "I search for maecenas" Hmmm. Mae-ce-nas. Lovely word, but what does it mean?

I asked him for a better description of the word, but couldn't wait for the answer. I grabbed my Webster's New World Dictionary. Aha! Maecenas (my-see-nus) was a Roman statesman and a patron of Horace and Vigil. Today, maecenas means a wealthy patron, especially of literature or art.

Then I heard back from France: "In French mecene rich person who helps people or institutions benevolently.


DOUBLE POSSESSIVES


One of our subscribers, Darrell, recently asked, "What are the rules about trying to express a double possessive, such as "Your mother's and my friends . . ."

Webgrammar's response: (1) CMS14 6.20 says, "Closely linked nouns are often considered a single unit in forming the possessive, then the entity possessed is the same for both:
---My aunt and uncle's house
---The skull and crossbones' symbolic meaning.
When the "ownership" is separate, however, both nouns take the possessive form:
---Our son's and daughter's friends.

GREGG REFERENCE MANUAL 642b says that if one or of the individuals' names are replaced by a possessive pronoun, watch out for awkwardness and reword if necessary.
---Awkward: my and the seller's signatures
---Better: the seller's and my signatures
---Or: the seller's signature and mine
---Awkward: their and our houses
---Better: their house and ours


PROOFREADING TIPS


Check carefully if you've used changes in typeface. Look especially for errors if you've used bold, italic, underline, or all uppercase letter.

If you tend to skip ahead, looking for errors, try using a blank sheet of paper to cover the lines below the one you're reading.

Try reading out loud. It forces you into an awareness of every word, piece of punctuation, and much more.


INTERNET SCAMBUSTERS


Audri & Jim Lanford, of NETrageous SITEing fame, now have a new ezine that is dynamite. This labor of love contains important information on the latest scams, along with a stack of hyperlinks to verify their findings. Look at some YK2 shenanigans:

Y2K is getting even more bad press as people saying they are representing banks call people and try to obtain confidential information. They say they must have "oral" confirmation. Read more about the comprehensive and well-presented ScamBusters at http://www.scambusters.org/index.html.

Words from Webgrammar: Be cautious of ANY communication that tries to instill doubt, fear, or outrage, and insists on an immediate response.


SYNEDOCHE: FIGURE OF SPEECH OR EXOTIC MEDITERRANEAN ISLAND?


Recently someone asked, “Is there a term for the following use, which seems to be quote popular?”

   The fees demanded by your Harrison Fords and your Bruce Willises    are soaring. . . .Your Robert Byrds and your Ted Kennedys are not going along with the idea . . .

The word for this common figure of speech is synedoche, and it is broken down as follows: syn-ec-do-che. According to Webster’s New World Dictionary, 2nd College Edition, it is a figure of speech in which a part issued for a whole, an individual for a class, a material for a thing, or the reverse of any of these. Now you know!


WEB PAGES BY YOUNG PEOPLE

Last issue Dr. Henk Van Setten shared some thoughts on why adults may become upset with the poor grammar of today’s young people. After reading the newsletter, JEFF CLARK, INTERNET BROTHERS http://internetbrothers.com , commented:

“I've observed two distinct classes, or cultures if you will, of web pages by youngsters. The first, the ones I would generally describe as pure junk (perhaps too harsh), I think are motivated merely by the "rush to the Web."

The second class of web sites I see from young people are those from absolutely brilliant artists. Some, if not most, of the highest quality web artwork and design I have seen is being done by people still in their teens. But unfortunately in a lot of cases they ruin totally beautiful sites with textual content that makes one wonder if they ever spent a day in English class. Spelling, grammar, context, composition, you name it, it's simply missing.

Don't get me wrong, there are many sites done by adults that are just as bad, but why is it I rarely see a young person's site that is both aesthetically pleasing and content rich? In my view, again two reasons. "The rush to the web" syndrome permeates even high-quality artistic sites. They do at least spend time developing the graphical presentation part, but don't continue that energy with the content. Sort of like "here's my art, what do you think?" They simply haven't been taught how to express themselves with the written word, just with their imaginations.

Second, and I'll probably get in trouble with teachers for this, I think it's societal. I believe there is more time spent in public schools these days on political correctness, preparing goals, and plain ole propaganda gobbledygook than there is on 3R fundamentals. My stepson had to take four semesters of remedial English in college just to get to where he should have been after high school graduation.

Will they improve, care more? Most probably not, they'll simply lose interest in all the work it takes to create a web presence that more than just the kids on their block come to visit. But for those who have obvious talent in one or more of the web fundamental constructs, I think yes resoundingly. Why?

Because we encourage them. When I review sites, I try to make a point of highlighting both the strong points and the areas in need of improvement in a constructive way. Sure, in a lot of cases they accept the praise, while ignoring the criticism, but I think eventually they will sit back, take a deep breath, and look at the whole picture. Oh how I wish I had just a smidgen of some of the artistic talent that's out there.


HOW TO CLOG CYBERSPACE


Have you ever received a chain letter (urban legend or virus hoax), and been so emotionally touched that you immediately reacted and did as the sender requested? Join the crew (pun intended).

You've probably discovered that all effective chain letters use either a hook, a threat and/or a request for immediate action. To refuse to do so puts you in the same category as an unfeeling monster or the Grinch that stole Christmas. Or something. At the least, you feel twinges of false guilt.
Two sites at http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACChainLetters.html, and http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACHoaxes.html, provide excellent information for the uninformed. One reveals: ". . . a message can be forwarded to hundreds of people at no apparent cost to the sender. If each of the so-called good Samaritans sends the letter on to only ten other people (most send to huge mailing lists), the ninth resending results in a billion e-mail messages, thereby, clogging the network and interfering with the receiving of legitimate e-mail messages. Factor in the time lost reading and deleting all these messages and you see a real cost to organizations and individuals from these seemingly innocuous messages."

Here’s a recent urban legend making its rounds via e-mail, giving its history and facts as they exist today: http://snopes.simplenet.com/spoons/faxlore/missngkd.htm

Rule of thumb from Webgrammar: Never, ever, open a document or a program until you've virus-checked it. The only exception is a text document (.txt extension). Don't open one just because your dearest friend of twenty years sends it. NOT opening it doesn't suggest your friend is malicious. Sometimes people simply may not know that what they are sending could hurt your hard drive.


GRAMMAR AS A CULTURAL QUALITY


Have you visited sites where the typing, spelling, or punctuation was clearly sloppy? Do you have family members and friends who use poor grammar? Every time I see or hear poor usage, I have to stop and check myself. Am I being a snob? What is the line between honest criticism and snobbery?

In the world around us, we often witness poor grammar usage. How much should that bother us? Particularly when the users are our own children or their friends?

Recently, I asked educational expert Dr. Henk van Setten for insight in this area, "...in my own Dutch-speaking environment I often encounter complaints of an older generation criticizing what is experienced as the faulty language use of the younger generation. For example, people even take the trouble to write letters to the editor in newspapers about issues like this.

"In some cases (for example when plain laziness or lack of knowledge is the cause of such language) there is good reason for trying to correct them. But what most people complaining about youth's language often tend to forget, is that every language is a LIVING phenomenon: meaning that language use is subject to continuous change. Many words and expressions that were considered improper or even totally wrong a hundred years ago, have now become part of our language heritage, and are considered quite normal practice.

"It's not only these youngsters talking in a different way from their elders: if these same elders were to be judged in turn by their own (miraculously revived) grandparents, they would probably get exactly the same kind of criticism!

"This may be simply the expression of a generational difference: a generational difference that in fact has always been changing language practice, even though the pace of change might be faster now than it was a century ago.

"So why is it that people sometimes feel irritated by the language peculiarities of the young? To put things quite bluntly, the psychological explanation might well be that such language is felt to be irritating, simply because hearing it reminds one so clearly of the fact that one no longer does belong to the younger generation..."

Dr. Van Setten is Associate-Professor,History of Education and Childhood
Editor, The History of Education Site:http://www.socsci.kun.nl/ped/whp/histeduc/
University Nijmegen, Dept. Algemene Pedagogiek, Netherlands


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